It's difficult to know where to begin because I don't know where I begin. My first memory is being thirteen and in school.
It was the perfect school.
I had the perfect life.
But no memory before that.
God said let there be light.
And there was.
Then I said. "I want the sun to turn off."
Eight minutes and twenty seconds later, it did.
I got scared and said, "Turn the sun back on!"
Eight minutes and twenty seconds after that there was sunlight again.
And complete chaos.
It was the perfect school.
I had the perfect life.
But no memory before that.
God said let there be light.
And there was.
Then I said. "I want the sun to turn off."
Eight minutes and twenty seconds later, it did.
I got scared and said, "Turn the sun back on!"
Eight minutes and twenty seconds after that there was sunlight again.
And complete chaos.